Some people love global positioning systems, others avoid them like the plague, and I always wonder: Are the anti- GPS people men mostly? Map fans generally?
Maybe they’re Type A folks of either gender, the kind of people who climb out of their cars at the filling station just to be sure the attendant is pumping the fuel into gas tank instead of the trunk. They love to plot their own course, look down at a map and say things like “We’ll go north for 30 miles and east for 10 and avoid the city altogether.”
It's fun for them I guess, but what I like is to punch my destination into that little GPS screen, watch it choose me a route, then sally forth, no longer weighed down with the pathfinder’s burden.
I find I like the computerized female voice with the American accent to guide me. I tried the “lady” with the British accent but kept imagining a haughty attitude behind her words and who needs that when they’re in need of help?
My American woman, meanwhile, strikes me as a wise, seen-it-all person, an ER nurse maybe or a lady cop.
“Turn around when possible,” she’ll say in a flat and even tone - or else use this strategy to really keep me from feeling judged:
“Go right in 400 feet,” she will say, then, immediately afterward, “In 200 feet turn right,” then, “Right turn ahead” until darned if we haven’t made that crucial U-turn that she was too diplomatic to label as such.
There is never any mention of error with a GPS, and of course you are never really lost, because the satellite it’s drawing on for advice really does see you.
I feel like Margot Kidder held up by Christopher Reeve in the first “Superman” movie when he’s taking her for a ride across the night sky and she starts to slip from his arms:
“I've got you! I'm holding you!” his face says and isn’t THAT a message we all long to receive: You don’t need the brake. You don’t need the accelerator. In fact, I’ll even do the steering.
Funny thing is, I thought my car was the only place I could go to receive that message – until a few weeks ago that is, when, on a moonless night, I felt my way onto a small patch of sand and stretched out on a lawn chair to study the skies.